◆ Font Conference

これはｗと思ったので紹介。
Windows標準フォント勢揃いです。



何を言っているのか私の貧弱な英語力で分析↓

上手く聞き取れないので、どなたか英語職人様が降臨して頂けることを切に願います。
聞き取れなかった所は?で。

Welcome back, fonts! I see some familiar typefaces, and a few new ones. Today we'll decide whether or not offer membership to Zapf Dingbats.

Oh, Wingdings' bad enough. I'm sick and pain ??? artistic(?) fonts!

You should really expand your world view, Arial Narrow.

How do you think he treats me all the time.

I agree. We must preserve(?) our culture not have it to be... bastardized(?) by these... childish cartoons.

Nein, der ??? die Freundschaft ??? und der Regenbogen(?)!

You're right, you're right. I'm sorry. Here, take my seat.

Let's weigh the ???. Baskerville Old Face?

When I was just 4 point, the font was the font. Letters were good enough for us, not these damn doodlies(?)! I won't stand for it!

You won't stand for it. You can't stand for it, you shriveled bastard. You probably break a leg(?)!

Enough! What do you think, Wide Latin?

......

Well, I think it's poppycock. Art charge(?) is to illustrate ideas, reason, and logic. Here you are(?)!

Hi, ??? 2094(?) important news. We must act quickly to avoid disaster.

Not now, Futura. We have to reach dicision before...

Hello, fonts!

Ransom! What are you doing here?

Come on, get with the times, New Roman. I know your system like ???. Just ask you friend, Courier!

What have you done?

Ah, don't worry. His daughter is keeping(?) him company. Say hi to nice men, Curlz MT?

If you ever wanna see them again, I want primary placement in every work: Notepad, Photoshop and Final Draft document... as well as Microsoft Works.

You're insane! Nobody uses Microsoft Works!

You have 2 minutes. For every minute after that, Courier and Curlz MT... will lose one of their serifs.

I try to warn you...

You know, if you think about this losing Courier that big a deal, I mean...

You'll deserve this for(?) comforming, I'm ???.

I can't wait for you, ???.

Wingdings?

(pencil, telephone, hourglass... diamonds, candle, candle, flag!)

Guard, Get him out of here!

(M-Mouse, scissors, bomb! Mailbox, mailbox, mailbox!)

Time is up, fonts! Now, which one of you do we make sansserif?

Not so fast, Ransom!

Comic Sans!

Comic Sans! The boldest of(?) them all!

I hate you so much.

Thank you, Comic Sans!

Very well, citizens.

(Airplane, 8-ball, yingyang, glasses! Mailbox, open mailbox!)

てか、途中にドイツ語入ってる件について！